One of those is the old-fashioned sperm donation. Fortunately, the Chinese have a solution…. This is exactly what it sounds like: a professional pulsating pussy. Apparently, over in China, there are plenty of blokes who struggle with the necessary shuffle when they enter the clinic. This makes collecting sperm on site very difficult.
This "Automatic Sperm Collector" Has Gone Viral For All The Wrong Reasons
This "Automatic Sperm Collector" Has Gone Viral For All The Wrong Reasons | IFLScience
What you see below, is a hands-free automatic sperm collector. Yes, you read that right and if that's already got you laughing, then check out the video. What you see below is a hands-free automatic sperm collector called 'The SW'. The concept is probably just as you can imagine. A massage pipe protrudes and retracts after the user has gotten himself into position and the machine keeps going until it has collected the sperm.
This $6,000 Chinese ‘Sperm Extractor’ is Definitely Something Guys Would Stick Their D*cks Into
A Chinese company created a human sperm extractor several years ago. Among its many, quite obvious, "uses" is a "user-friendly" way of collecting sperm samples at health clinics, in countries where people may be too embarrassed to provide sperm samples in the, uh, old-fashioned way. So it is the best clinical equipment of sperm collection," the company proudly claims.
A Chinese company says its automatic sperm extractor is helping clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting. Last week, Twitter user AngryManTV shared a video of the wheeled machine, which has since received thousands of likes and comments. As seen in the video, the device features a mechanical orifice that thrusts itself rhythmically through an opening. Donors can control the amplitude, frequency and temperature of the machine as they please. Additionally, its height can be adjusted to fit the individual user.